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    Samar MarwanBy Samar MarwanJanuary 31, 2016Updated:January 31, 2016No Comments3 Mins Read0 Views
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    Our moms, we love them and they love us, sometimes… other times they want to wring us from our neck. When they can’t legally murder us they come at us sideways with crazy phrases, often insulting themselves. Here are 30 crazy things our Arab moms say:

     

     

     

    1. I know and if I don’t know wallah I’m going to find out so a7san et7kili min 7ella

     

    ok mom

     

     

     

    2. Shu ana khadama fe dar abouk

     

    leo shrug gif

     

     

     

    3. …yl3an emak

     

    you played yourself gif

     

     

     

    4. 3ayzeen tetghaddo eh enaharda?

     

    i know this is a trap

     

     

     

    5. How come you won’t make an add for me on 3ala el Face

     

    silence

     

     

     

    6. Kan youm aswad youm khaleftkom

     

    love me

     

     

     

    7. Bs ya zift

     

    zift

     

     

     

    8. Zay 3matek el kharya

     

    so shady gif

     

     

     

    9. Mshallah ijreki tawlaneen ray7a jay

     

    drake call

     

     

     

    10. Shayefni 23da 3la bank

     

    bitch fit

     

     

     

    11. Yalla oumi 7izi toulak sowi eshi moufeed fe 7ayatak

     

    there's a tv right there

     

     

     

    12. Min ra7 yetal3 fe khiltek

     

    drake blank face

     

     

     

    13. Clean your room jayeen 3endena douyf

     

    prince side eye gif

     

     

     

    14. Ya reit te7faz dorosak zay manta 7afez el aghany w el aflam keda

     

    i dont have a future

     

     

     

    15. E3melely zoom 3al Instagram

     

    head couch gif

     

     

     

    16. Tb mafeesh boyfriend/girlfriend?

     

    boyfriend

     

     

     

    17. Allah yeb3atlek ibn el halal w yewazek w nekhlas minek inshallah

     

    what have i done

     

     

     

    18. Ya bint el kalb

     

    dad

     

     

     

    19. Bekafi shopping, el khazana malyana

     

    guess what

     

     

     

    20. How do I make a share on Snabchat

     

    cool mom

     

     

     

    21. Shoft shu ebnak sawa

     

    put your hands on me

     

     

     

    22. Lama kont 2adek kont mitjawza w mkhalefa 5

     

    lower your expectaions

     

     

     

    23. Lama tejawazi et2akhari zay ma bedik

     

    okay britney gif

     

     

     

    24. What do you mean you want to wait to have kids? You’re going to expire soon!

     

    side eye gif

     

     

     

    25. Hayda el akel mawjood ahlan w sahlan mesh ajbak inshallah matafa7t

     

    calm down

     

     

     

    26. Emshy gatak mashash fe rokabak

     

    you make no sense

     

     

     

    27. Tool ma enti picky, hat3anesi

     

    kourtney eating gif

     

     

     

    28. Ana marabetsh, ento tarbeyet shaware3

     

    mrs j gif

     

     

     

    29. Enta mesh 3ayesh fe hotel

     

    in one ear

     

     

     

    30. Mesh hatefla7 tool manta mashy ma3 so7abak el seya3 dool

     

    i don't care but yay

     

     

     

    WE SAID THIS: Don’t miss 10 Types of Moms on Egyptian School WhatsApp Groups.

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