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    Global Parents Day: 21 Hilariously Absurd ‘ifs’ we Were Told as Arab Kids

    Leila ArefBy Leila ArefJune 1, 2021No Comments2 Mins Read0 Views
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    As kids, it was way easier to believe all sorts of things. But often, it went too far. We only realized how far we’d gone in regards to our gullibility once we grew older, and gained a level of common knowledge we were obviously lacking back then. We have gathered for you here ridiculously hilarious myths and ideas we were told as kids, and they’ll definitely ring a bell or two to each and every person raised in the Arab world. From ‘law akalty bezr shagara hatetla3 f batnek’ to our infamous ‘Omena El Ghoula,’ you will find yourself nostalgically laughing at all the laughable ideas you were once fed by Arab parents.

    If you eat watermelon seeds, a tree will grow in your stomach 

    Via YouTube

    If you swallow gum, it will take seven years to digest

    If you don’t finish your food, it will run after you on judgement day 

    Via 123RF

    If you crack your knuckles, your fingers will get bigger 

    If you misbehave, you will enter a room filled with rats 

    If you eat carrots, your vision will improve 

    Via Over60

    If you don’t drink milk, your bones will break 

    If you take the Pokemon from the chips, you’ll get cancer 

    If your flipflop is flipped upside down, it’s considered ‘haram’ 

    Via Scoop Empire

    If you play with fire, you will wet yourself in bed 

    If you look in the mirror, you will get possessed 

    If you cry or sing in the bathroom, the spirits will enter your body 

    Via 123RF

    If you kill a gecko, you will go to heaven 

    If you hear the donkey ‘hee-haw,’ it means there are spirits around you 

    If you get a cat, you will never get pregnant 

    Via Every Day

    If you eat tomatoes, your cheeks will get redder 

    If you eat cucumbers, your eyes will become green 

    If you eat with your left hand, the devil will eat with you 

    Via IMGUR

    If you throw your tooth towards the sun, you must say ‘ya shams, ya shamoosa’ 

    If you sleep with socks, you’ll get nightmares 

    If you wander about, you’ll get a visit from ‘omena el ghoula’ & ‘el regl el maslookha’ 

    Via Deviant Art

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    A passionate writer keen on exploring ideas through the power of words. Leila loves philosophy and any subject that enables her to challenge her mind. She hopes to make a difference in the field of mental health in Egypt through her pursuit of psychology as a degree, as well as staying authentic through her writing.

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