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    Best Lines From Russell Peters to Get You Ready for His June Performance in Dubai!

    Mohamed RashedBy Mohamed RashedApril 5, 2019No Comments2 Mins Read0 Views
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    It has just been confirmed that the opening show for the Dubai Arena will be by one of the most popular stand-up comedians in the world, Russell Peters! The Emmy award-winner will perform in the first staged event in the new indoor multi-purpose venue opening this June!

    Via YouTube

    The performance will take place on the seventh of June, and the tickets will be sold starting next Sunday. They start at AED200, and they’re sold on Ticket Master. Since Russell kicked off the tour back in February 2018, he performed in 29 cities in 20 countries, and more than a 100,000 watched him!

    Here are some of his funniest lines to get you ready for his Dubai performance! Russell is known for tackling stereotypes, so your tolerance for politically incorrect jokes need to be high to check him out!

    “About a month into the relationship, women will look at you and go, ‘promise me you’ll never lie to me’, ‘Okay’. And that is the first time we lie to you.” 

    “Australians have the worst greetings! Like, I get so confused when they ask me ‘How’re you going?’ Did you just converge two questions?” 

    “I hate Bollywood. The movies are all garbage, just terrible. It’s my opinion; obviously, there are billions who like and love them. I don’t like all the singing, dancing and all the dramatic crying. I have never seen a Bollywood film in my life.” 

    “Just for the record my Arab friends, I don’t do any Arab jokes in my act. It’s not that I don’t think you are funny. It’s just, I don’t know, I don’t wanna die?” 

     

    WE SAID THIS:  Who’s your all-time favorite stand-up comedian? 

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    Mohamed is a political science graduate. He's half Egyptian/half Bahraini, born in Dubai. He's really passionate about travelling, philosophy, politics, and movies. He'd always choose to live in the Shire, study in Hogwarts, and die in Westeros

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