Last Thursday, my wife was brutally attacked by a drunken lunatic diplomat while having a night out at the Kempinski hotel in Cairo. We arrived at…
Author: Mohamed Ghazy
I noticed something today. Music is not based on taste. You have shit music, alright music, good music and fucking epic music. I’ve been listening to…
To avoid awkward death stares between brides to be, and to also lower our population growth rate, I propose the following: There should only be one…
My dream job is to become an Egyptian ‘Sayes’ in a crowded street in Cairo. For those who don’t know what a ‘Sayes’ is: He is…
I’m in a cab from 6th of October to Maadi. The cab driver is boring and has a stench, the kind I’ve never smelled before. So…