There’s something irresistible about trouble, something so tempting about the flame that draws you to it and makes you want to caress it in your palm, until you get burned.
Here are nine types of female jerks you meet before finding “the one”:
The one who friendzones you
You meet. You bond. You exchange witty, emoji-filled social media banter. So you up your game, and she calls your bluff with smiley faces. Meanwhile, you’re sharing progressively more personal information about yourselves with each other; you open up to her about your past, your dreams, your quirks.
And you can’t stop thinking about her. You blow off your friends to spend time with her. You volunteer to do favors for her without blinking an eye. You think it’s going somewhere, and then she drops the dreaded line: “You’re such a great friend. I don’t know what I’d do without you!”
The one who leads you on
This one is a top-notch flirt. When she looks at you, it’s as if you’re the only person in the room. When she smiles at you, it’s as if nothing else exists in the world. When she casually rests her hand on your leg, your body temperature rises to fever-level.
She knows. And she doesn’t feel the same way, but – to your extreme frustration – that doesn’t change the way she acts toward you. According to her, it’s not her fault you react the way you do…
The one who makes you an option
She lavishes you with attention – when it’s convenient for her. And when something more interesting or exciting to her comes up, she doesn’t think twice before cancelling her plans with you.
Every time she does this, you brush it off, you make excuses for her, you suppress your irritation – even though you had re-arranged your schedule just to see her. “Next time,” you think. And you wait for the next time, only to be ignored, until she decides to come around again…
The one who plays games
You drop hints that you’re into her, you flirt, you make a move – but she’s not at all interested. In fact, it seems like she’s more interested in your buddy. So you move on and treat her like a normal friend or acquaintance, and her attitude completely changes.
Suddenly, she wants your attention and then some. You’re confused at first, but then you give in and go back to flirting with her, only to have her flip again, abruptly acting cold and indifferent towards you. So you repeat the process… several times – maybe several hundred times if you get into a relationship – until you get sick of the mind games and finally dump the girl.
The fake one
She makes you believe in her, believe in yourself and believe in love itself. She seems so genuine, kindhearted and unbelievably caring. But the more you get to know her, you realize how insecure, self-absorbed and cold-blooded she is.
This one is probably the most disappointing type of all the female jerks. After the mask comes off, you lose faith in her and, worst case scenario, you lose faith in yourself, you lose faith in love, and you lose faith in all women.
The one who uses you
Whether it’s for your car or your attention, I ain’t sayin’ she a gold digger, but she’s definitely not serious about you.
The possessive, controlling, jealous one
“Who’s that girl who liked your profile photo?”
“Who’s that other girl who liked your profile photo?”
“Who are you texting? That girl?”
“What do you mean, ‘Which girl?’! How many girls are there?!”
The overly dramatic needy one
She’s a Stage Five Clinger and you can’t leave her alone for too long before she’s guilt tripping you and blowing up your phone like, “Babyyyy where are you? Why did you leave me all alone? You’re a fucked up boyfriend! Call me so I can hear your voice… Are you with the guys? Can I come?”
The psychotic one
All of the above!
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