With the news of Kris Jenner launching Legacy Business School in New York and soon in Dubai, we wondered what would actually be taught there. La2a begad, what could you learn from the Kardashian clan?
Economics: Pimping out Your Daughters 101
Maritime Studies: Yachting with an Emphasis on Day Drinking
Theology: Theory of “Say Bible”
Performing Arts: Intro to Ugly Crying
Video Production 69: Lighting & Sex Tapes
Intermediate Marketing: Selling Socks
Interracial Studies: Snagging Rappers, Ball Players and Jews
Aesthetic Studies: Fake It Till You Make It
Finance: Multi-Million Profit from Weddings Exploitation
Human Sexuality: Informing Your Wife That You’re a Woman on National TV
Geography: North West
Technology: App Development from Literally Nothing
Engineering: Break the Internet
Mechanics: Ride Bikes, Magazine Covers and the Internet Naked
Law: Getting Away with Pedophilia
Humanities: How to Lose a Guy in 72 Days
Mixology: Shoving Bills Down a Waiter’s Throat
WE SAID THIS: Meet the Kardashians of the Middle East: the Abdel Aziz Sisters!
