First of all, we would like to congratulate all those who have passed the nightmare that is Thanaweyya Amma. Kaffaara ya shabab! Now that we’ve congratulated you, let’s show you the faculties that hold the brightest future for you in Om El-Donya.
1. Mass Communication
As you can see, Egypt lives on the media. It wouldn’t be such a bad idea to skip koleyat el qemma and enrol in a not-so-not-so-qemma faculty. Join Mass Com if you want to get a chance to work close to Ahmed Moussa.
2. Law
What is better than studying qanoon in balad el qanoon? Working in qanoon! I mean, have you seen the salaries of these people? Tyb have you seen the minimum magmoo3 required for applying? Win win situation ya 3am.
3. Medicine
Medicine? Why, of course! Spend seven years in college, if you’re lucky enough to be a guy with at least one brother, you’ll spend another – maybe – year doing military service and then when you actually get to work, you’ll get a very rewarding salary with award-winning Abdel-3aty as an icon to look up to. How awesome is that?
4. Engineering
Not just another koleyet qemma. Haven’t you seen Ezz Steel’s advertisement? Bright future, I tell you.
5. Agriculture
Enrol in agriculture, and graduate to be an agricultural analyst maybe? You can work in the Ministry of Agriculture…the faculty of Agriculture should always be a great idea. After all, we have the Nile!
6. Education
Do you hate kids? Do you enjoy watching them cry, especially if you’re the reason they’re crying? Well, congratulations! You’ll probably find so many job opportunities as an Education graduate in Egypt.
7. Economics
Are you big on learning more about budget and big terms like austerity and deflation? Were you in your un-guilty nerdy euphoria when the Greek Crisis happened? Faculty of Economics would be a good idea, but you’d better have a long temper and an open mind so you don’t end up having a stroke – or killing someone.
8. Alsun
Have a thing for languages? But could you withstand horrendous grammar, spelling and pronunciation disasters? Yeah, that’s the catch.
9. Pharmacy
You can be a pharmacist, not a bayyaa3. Some real pharmacists have graduated to earn average 10K and they’re still in their early thirties. Or you can be a great man like MP Saeed Hassasseen and make a fortune using your knowledge. *wink wink*
10. Computer Science
Have you always wanted to befriend admins until they trust you so much so you could betray them and takeover their Facebook pages? Don’t worry, Computer Science has got you covered.
11. Political Science
Who doesn’t have a crush on Tawfik Okasha’s conspiracy theories? Nobody. What do you think? You’ll be as charming as Okasha and satisfy the parents because it’s a qemma-faculty.
12. Fine Arts
Don’t be like Meselmany who has lately discovered his hidden passion for sketching. If you like to sketch, paint, draw and all that artsy stuff – don’t trap yourself in a non-creative field just because your mom/dad thinks you won’t find a job with a Fine Arts degree.
WE SAID THIS: Don’t trap yourself anywhere rather than the place you truly want just because you’re afraid you’ll end up unemployed and miserable. The world is in constant change and new opportunities keep appearing.
